Kids Try 100 Years of Donuts

Can I dab?

Sure.

Ta da!

[cheerful music]

What are they?

Is it a mini chocolate donut?

It's bread.

Ew.

Bread

that has been sitting in the fridge for two weeks.

The texture tastes like

a sponge.

[spits]

It tastes like nothing.

[Interviewer] This is a donut from the 1910s.

It's old and expired?

[Interviewer] No, no, no.

[laughs]

Ew.

This ain't no treat.

They didn't put frosting on it?

You add some nice tasting to it.

Like syrup or frosting or candy!

Or something!

Don't buy this.

[acoustic guitar music]

This is like a donut.

Is this like a donut?

Okay, I'm gonna call this the jelly sandwich donut.

[Interviewer] Well, it is a jelly donut.

Look! Look how good I am at this!

Oh, this is jelly glazed?

Is it jelly glazed?

This tastes like jelly glaze.

Sufganiyot?

Sufganiyot.

Did I get it?

Wait, why do they call it a sufganiyot

but it has sugar and jelly on top

so you could call it a jelly donut.

Powdered sugar!

Mmm.

I missed you.

Okay.

I can't talk anymore.

I can't talk anymore.

It tastes good.

Tastes really good.

Is this just a regular donut?

It's hot!

It's good!

It's a real glazed donut.

What?

It is so good and it is so messy.

It needs to be less smushier so I can actually pick it up.

Also it's very warm.

[Interviewer] What's the temperature like?

25 degrees.

No offense, but Dunkin' Donuts is way better than this.

[Interviewer] So this is Krispy Kreme.

Krispy Kreme.

[gasps]

This is Krispy Kreme?

Do you have another one?

[Interviewer] Krispy Kreme donuts are famous

for being delicious when they're hot.

Really?

[Interviewer] Yeah.

What about when they're cold?

It's not a regular donut.

It doesn't taste that good to me.

It tastes like a donut but

I just don't like it.

Ew.

It's-

Tastes like-

[gags]

It still tastes bad.

It tastes like Post-Its.

Like the sticky part of Post-Its.

It is not good.

Smells like expired sugar.

I don't think sugar can expire.

If it could, it would smell like that.

[Interviewer] So these are called Spudnuts.

Ew.

And these are nasty.

What's a Spudnut?

[Interviewer] It's made with mashed potatoes.

Oh, that's why; I don't like mashed potatoes.

Who gives a mashed potato donut?

It's still bad.

I don't like mashed potatoes, period.

I like baked potatoes.

I like French fries.

[laughs]

That too.

It still tastes bad.

Is this like a baby rattle or something?

It looks like a little key.

Open it, close, and then done.

Can I try some coffee?

Wait- is this coffee?

I don't wanna drink coffee!

I wanna put lots of stuff in it so it tastes

not like coffee and yummier.

[packet crinkles]

I can feel the sugar at the bottom.

Ew.

[gags]

It's still, still, still, still bad.

Ew.

Why do grownups like coffee?

To wake them up in the morning

so they could go through the day.

And they need it or else they're gonna pass out at work.

And they're gonna-

[head thumps]

at work and then they're gonna get fired

and then they can't pay the rent.

It's badder than poop.

And I'm saying it.

I don't know what poops taste like but I know it tastes bad.

Do I dip this in here like Dunkin' Donuts?

That's why there's coffee.

You're not trying to make me short.

Ew.

Ew!

I need to get that bad taste out of my mouth.

[Interviewer] You're free to chug that coffee

and go home if you want.

No, I'm good.

Looks like-

what's it called?

Like the cinnamon rolls?

Cimmamon?

Cinnanom?

Cimma- cimmanom?

A Dutchie?

That is so weird.

Do royalty eat it?

Does the duchess eat it?

Mm.

It looks like I'm eating glass.

It tastes good.

But not as good as bacon.

This one tastes good.

Those are raisins, right?

And I don't like raisins.

Raisins are good.

They just taste like

slimy disgusting-ness.

They're healthy.

If I bite into a raisin, I am going to literally scream.

My hands are all

sticky now.

This is gonna take a while.

Wow!

This is so silly.

Yes, yes, yes.

Is that a lion?

[roars]

I just took off his face.

This is a cookie?

That's a weird tasting cookie.

It looks like there's six big munchkins

just sticked together.

This donut doesn't taste like a regular donut.

This is rice?

Ew, ew, ew, ew!

It does taste a little like rice.

Leo, you don't like rice?

I do but a donut made out of it?

I'm messy again.

Please take out the rice part and make it a regular donut.

With strawberry frosting, please.

Oh my gosh.

That looks really good.

I'm gonna be so messy after this.

It's a powdered donut.

It looks like a blown up rectangle.

It's pretty and chewy.

It's doughy and it's really sweet

because of powdered sugar.

Beignet?

That's a very funny name.

I like Dunkin' Donuts donuts better.

Yeah.

Yum, what is this?

This looks like a dark rose but with sugar.

It's a donut!

It's pretty much like a tornado.

Literally, it looks like a real rose!

I see a stem here.

Is there a stem here?

No.

It's so good.

This is really bad.

You should have rose tea to wash it down.

Like the shape of the rose.

Just keep eating it, Leo.

It looks good and it smells good.

It looks like it's good but it's bad.

[laughs]

If you even try to make me eat the whole thing-

and please don't do that-

I'm not gonna eat the whole thing because I don't like it.

At least your legs were open.

[laughs]

It's worth eating something that touched something

that's touched 25 million butts.

[Interviewer] What would I have to do

to make you eat the whole thing?

Nothing.

[Interviewer] What if I give you, like, 10 bucks?

Nothing.

[Interviewer] 20 bucks. Nothing.

[Interviewer] 50 bucks. Nothing.

[Interviewer] 75 bucks. Nothing.

[Interviewer] 100 bucks. Nothing.

[Interviewer] $500.

Nothing.

[Interviewer] You wouldn't eat that for $500?

No, it's bad!

Why does it have bacon on it?

A donut with bacon on top of it.

It's actually really good.

I like bacon; don't bother me.

It tastes like a bacon-flavored donut.

But who puts bacon on a donut?

[Interviewer] That's a weird way to eat a donut.

I don't understand what the glaze is, though.

This looks like a piece of bread with

dulce de leche on it.

It looks like caramel.

Okay, I was wrong.

It's frosting.

It's maple syrup?

[Interviewer] Well, this is called a bacon maple bar.

How is it a bar?

It doesn't make sense.

Put more bacon on it.

200 pieces.

I guess like a cinnamon roll?

Looks like a donut.

That is so good.

I know this is so bad for me but I really don't care.

Why is it called a cronut?

It tastes like a croissant mixed with a donut.

[Interviewer] Do you know what that is?

No.

[Interviewer] A croissant mixed with a donut.

You nailed it.

If we had a prize, I'd give it to you.

There's literally eight pounds of sugar!

[sucks fingers]

Best part.

[Interviewer] You ever had anything like this before?

Yes.

A croissant and a donut.

Okay, my hands are itchy.

Oh my gosh.

Raining sugar!

When you do this for a while, it feels really weird.

But seriously.

It kind of feels good, though.

I don't know how to explain it.