Kids Try 100 Years of Health Foods

(muffled disagreement)

(ragtime music)

It's mushy.

Okay.

Um, yeah I do not like that.

It tastes like beans.

I don't like it.

(playful music)

This is really good.

I love Corn Flakes.

What's brand?

(laughs)

I would put apple sauce in here

and make it the milk.

And it would taste like..

I'd make my dream come true.

I should actually sell that and make money.

I think..

This is cornbread right?

It tastes like a garlic bread to me.

That's true.

But I think there's too much garlic.

A little too much.

If that even is garlic.

Oh.

It tastes like it, though.

Thank you.

Okay, ready?

I don't like it.

This is really good, actually.

I disagree with you.

Maybe I can put it in the bread,

and it'll taste better.

(posh music)

I've had this before.

You might be surprised with this,

but I like it.

Yes!

I knew it!

If I have dessert, then yes.

This, I will eat this every week.

I'm out.

Looks like vanilla vinaigrette.

There's no taste.

(shouts in disgust)

I don't taste anything.

(shouts in disgust)

I have a message to y'all that made this.

Why did you make this?

(gleeful music)

I don't know if the white stuff in that is yogurt.

It doesn't taste too bad.

(laughs)

Yogurt.

I'm confused.

(laughs)

Oh that is hard.

You have to have like a knife with you.

But who would bring a knife to church?

Something's strange about this.

I just see little paws.

The circles.

(mumbles)

The Hollywood Cookie Diet.

Ready.

Set.

Go.

It tastes like a regular cookie dough,

but not as much, ya know, sugar.

This was made in the 50s.

Yeah, I was gonna say like 2000-something.

Because Beyonce drank it.

(perky music)

I think it smells of like a mixture

of like mashed potatoes and broccoli.

That's a really good meatball.

Is this a meatball?

Slimfast?

That is really..

That's really good.

Hmm.

It's very chocolatey.

I think it's pretty good, though.

I think kids should try these.

I have to try this?

(sniffs)

Ugh!

Ew!

Is that pulp?

This is bacteria?

Ew.

I'm gonna have another bite of this.

Um.

Lots of green.

Um, cut up like blended salad.

Oh that is thick.

Oh my God.

If anybody has to drink this,

I just say pour it under the table.

Kale?

This was horrible.

(zestful music)

(breathes)

Okay.

Ugh.

Looks crunchy.

Okay.

This is pretty good.

Zoodles?

Zoodles.

That's catchy.

Okay.

You better taste good.

Are these flowers?

Almonds?

Sunflower seeds?

I don't like where this is going.

Chia?

(chants)

Chia chia chia chia.

This is actually like one of the best meals I've ever had.

Yes.

This is the future.

It's heaven.